Puzzle 20141021851577
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loco: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had ____motives.
copies: What you call twin police officers.
shellfish: Why oysters don't give to charity - they're _______.
Y: The most curious letter.
sneakers: Shoes that ninjas wear.
pointless: My pencil keeps breaking every time I sharpen it, I’m giving up now, it’s ________.
clocktime: The Italians are installing a ______ in the Leaning Tower of Pisa; after all, what good is the inclination if you don’t have the ______?
vending: Change is inevitable; except from _______ machines
his shelf: My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got ______ to blame.
five: So, a Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "I'd like ____ beers, please"
banana: Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like ______.
urine: When you get a bladder infection, ______ trouble.
huiledolive: The French chef had to be institutionalized because he lost the ____ _'___.
pigment: have friends who swear they dream in colour but it’s just a _______ of their imagination.
wave: What did the sea say when it saw the beach? Nothing, it just gave a little _____.
outlier: The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an _______.
Flipas: "____, tio!" -- What the Spaniard said to the stoned dolphin.
dyslexic: A ______ man walks into a bra.
funf: According to Freud, it is what comes between fear and sex.
pain: The French are so hardcore that they eat ______ for breakfast.
yesouisija: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German who are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” Their response: "____ ____ ____ ____."
mediums: Fortune tellers are very easy to buy clothes for; they’re all ________.
write: Some cultures consider swallowing and expelling a fountain pen a ______ of passage.
beside himself: After many attempts a scientist successfully cloned his own genes; he was so thrilled, he was _______ _______.
nada: Lo que dijo la vaca al hombre que se estaba ahogando.
Across:3. | Some cultures consider swallowing and expelling a fountain pen a ______ of passage. | 4. | A ______ man walks into a bra. | 5. | Change is inevitable; except from _______ machines | 7. | The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an _______. | 8. | The French chef had to be institutionalized because he lost the ____ _'___. | 11. | "____, tio!" -- What the Spaniard said to the stoned dolphin. | 12. | So, a Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "I'd like ____ beers, please" | 13. | My pencil keeps breaking every time I sharpen it, I’m giving up now, it’s ________. | 16. | The Italians are installing a ______ in the Leaning Tower of Pisa; after all, what good is the inclination if you don’t have the ______? | 17. | Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like ______. | 18. | My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got ______ to blame. |
| | Down:1. | After many attempts a scientist successfully cloned his own genes; he was so thrilled, he was _______ _______. | 2. | Fortune tellers are very easy to buy clothes for; they’re all ________. | 6. | Lo que dijo la vaca al hombre que se estaba ahogando. | 9. | When you get a bladder infection, ______ trouble. | 10. | The French are so hardcore that they eat ______ for breakfast. | 12. | According to Freud, it is what comes between fear and sex. | 13. | have friends who swear they dream in colour but it’s just a _______ of their imagination. | 14. | Shoes that ninjas wear. | 15. | Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had ____motives. |
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Across:3. | Some cultures consider swallowing and expelling a fountain pen a ______ of passage. | 4. | A ______ man walks into a bra. | 5. | Change is inevitable; except from _______ machines | 7. | The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an _______. | 8. | The French chef had to be institutionalized because he lost the ____ _'___. | 11. | "____, tio!" -- What the Spaniard said to the stoned dolphin. | 12. | So, a Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "I'd like ____ beers, please" | 13. | My pencil keeps breaking every time I sharpen it, I’m giving up now, it’s ________. | 16. | The Italians are installing a ______ in the Leaning Tower of Pisa; after all, what good is the inclination if you don’t have the ______? | 17. | Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like ______. | 18. | My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got ______ to blame. |
| | Down:1. | After many attempts a scientist successfully cloned his own genes; he was so thrilled, he was _______ _______. | 2. | Fortune tellers are very easy to buy clothes for; they’re all ________. | 6. | Lo que dijo la vaca al hombre que se estaba ahogando. | 9. | When you get a bladder infection, ______ trouble. | 10. | The French are so hardcore that they eat ______ for breakfast. | 12. | According to Freud, it is what comes between fear and sex. | 13. | have friends who swear they dream in colour but it’s just a _______ of their imagination. | 14. | Shoes that ninjas wear. | 15. | Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had ____motives. |
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