Puzzle 20141024623030
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loco: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had ____motives.
copies: What you call twin police officers.
shellfish: Why oysters don't give to charity - they're _______.
Y: The most curious letter.
sneakers: Shoes that ninjas wear.
sentence: To some, marriage is just a word. To others, it is a _______.
pointless: My pencil keeps breaking every time I sharpen it, I’m giving up now, it’s ________.
clocktime: The Italians are installing a ______ in the Leaning Tower of Pisa; after all, what good is the inclination if you don’t have the ______?
noespera: ¿En qué se parece una manzana a un tren? - En que __________
his shelf: My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got ______ to blame.
five: So, a Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "I'd like ____ beers, please"
pato: El único animal que anda con una pata
banana: Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a ______.
Fire: It grows up when it eats, but dies when it drinks.
urine: When you get a bladder infection, ______ trouble.
huiledolive: The French chef had to be institutionalized because he lost the ____ _'___.
pigment: have friends who swear they dream in colour but it’s just a _______ of their imagination.
wave: What did the sea say when it saw the beach? Nothing, it just gave a little _____.
yoyo: el juego más egoísta
stairs: It goes up and down without moving
outlier: The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an _______.
Flipas: "____, tio!" -- What the Spaniard said to the stoned dolphin.
dyslexic: A ______ man walks into a bra.
drill: I've been to the dentist many times so I know the _____.
goose: What grows up while growing down
cholera: I went to the doctor. I said to him: "I'm frightened of lapels." He said: "You've got ______."
funf: According to Freud, it is what comes between fear and sex.
pain: The French are so hardcore that they eat ______ for breakfast.
yesouisija: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German who are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” Their response: "____ ____ ____ ____."
mediums: Fortune tellers are very easy to buy clothes for; they’re all ________.
write: Some cultures consider swallowing and expelling a fountain pen a ______ of passage.
beside himself: After many attempts a scientist successfully cloned his own genes; he was so thrilled, he was _______ _______.
nada: Lo que dijo la vaca al hombre que se estaba ahogando.
Across:2. | Lo que dijo la vaca al hombre que se estaba ahogando. | 4. | "____, tio!" -- What the Spaniard said to the stoned dolphin. | 6. | So, a Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "I'd like ____ beers, please" | 9. | The Italians are installing a ______ in the Leaning Tower of Pisa; after all, what good is the inclination if you don’t have the ______? | 10. | The most curious letter. | 11. | What you call twin police officers. | 12. | Some cultures consider swallowing and expelling a fountain pen a ______ of passage. |
| 13. | El único animal que anda con una pata | 18. | Fortune tellers are very easy to buy clothes for; they’re all ________. | 19. | The French chef had to be institutionalized because he lost the ____ _'___. | 22. | What grows up while growing down | 23. | It goes up and down without moving | 25. | The French are so hardcore that they eat ______ for breakfast. | 26. | After many attempts a scientist successfully cloned his own genes; he was so thrilled, he was _______ _______. |
| | Down:1. | According to Freud, it is what comes between fear and sex. | 3. | A ______ man walks into a bra. | 5. | Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had ____motives. | 7. | Shoes that ninjas wear. | 8. | ¿En qué se parece una manzana a un tren? - En que __________ | 10. | el juego más egoísta | 12. | What did the sea say when it saw the beach? Nothing, it just gave a little _____. |
| 14. | The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an _______. | 15. | My pencil keeps breaking every time I sharpen it, I’m giving up now, it’s ________. | 16. | I went to the doctor. I said to him: "I'm frightened of lapels." He said: "You've got ______." | 17. | An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German who are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” Their response: "____ ____ ____ ____." | 20. | have friends who swear they dream in colour but it’s just a _______ of their imagination. | 21. | Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a ______. | 24. | I've been to the dentist many times so I know the _____. |
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Across:2. | Lo que dijo la vaca al hombre que se estaba ahogando. | 4. | "____, tio!" -- What the Spaniard said to the stoned dolphin. | 6. | So, a Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "I'd like ____ beers, please" | 9. | The Italians are installing a ______ in the Leaning Tower of Pisa; after all, what good is the inclination if you don’t have the ______? | 10. | The most curious letter. | 11. | What you call twin police officers. | 12. | Some cultures consider swallowing and expelling a fountain pen a ______ of passage. |
| 13. | El único animal que anda con una pata | 18. | Fortune tellers are very easy to buy clothes for; they’re all ________. | 19. | The French chef had to be institutionalized because he lost the ____ _'___. | 22. | What grows up while growing down | 23. | It goes up and down without moving | 25. | The French are so hardcore that they eat ______ for breakfast. | 26. | After many attempts a scientist successfully cloned his own genes; he was so thrilled, he was _______ _______. |
| | Down:1. | According to Freud, it is what comes between fear and sex. | 3. | A ______ man walks into a bra. | 5. | Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had ____motives. | 7. | Shoes that ninjas wear. | 8. | ¿En qué se parece una manzana a un tren? - En que __________ | 10. | el juego más egoísta | 12. | What did the sea say when it saw the beach? Nothing, it just gave a little _____. |
| 14. | The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an _______. | 15. | My pencil keeps breaking every time I sharpen it, I’m giving up now, it’s ________. | 16. | I went to the doctor. I said to him: "I'm frightened of lapels." He said: "You've got ______." | 17. | An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German who are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” Their response: "____ ____ ____ ____." | 20. | have friends who swear they dream in colour but it’s just a _______ of their imagination. | 21. | Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a ______. | 24. | I've been to the dentist many times so I know the _____. |
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